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  • Nice & Clean! Girls Night Out

    Why women should avoid a girls night after they are married:

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"


    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.


    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought, "Whew! I got away with that one!" Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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