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    `How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'

    'Great!'

    'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'

    'Yes - but I couldn't get near it for Manchester City supporters!'

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    What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
    They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.

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    What do you call 100 Arsnal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
    A good start!

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    If you see a Liverpool fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
    It could be your bike

    .........................

    What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
    On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

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    Why can't you get a cup of tea at Highbury?
    All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.

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    Passing by a video shop one day, a Celtic supporter's attention is caught by a poster in the window with the following advertisement:
    For Sale: Celtic Video, The Glory Season, Price £200.
    The fan goes into the shop and talks to the man behind the counter.
    'I might be interested in a copy of this Celtic video,' he says, 'But it's an awful price. How come it's so dear?'
    The shop assistant shrugs and explains,
    'Well it's ten quid for the videotape, and £190 for a Betamax player.'

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    And finally.............


    Ronaldos farewell... http://www.laughfc.co.uk/wp/ronaldo-...ewell-picture/


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    THIS IS AN AD!



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